The New Adventures of Old Christine featuring Men Without Pants

from by David Tanny



"The New Adventures of Old Christine" (released on 3/13/2010) - another new original song borrowing from the 1983 Men Without Hats classic "Safety Dance." It's a lyrical parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's parody "The Brady Bunch."


The New Adventures of Old Christine
by Men Without Pants (David Tanny)

I don't care to watch Lost
I don't like Desparate Housewives
And Grey's Anatomy is not for me
It's a waste of my life

I don't care to watch Castle
or 9 0 2 1 0
Melrose Place is a waste of space
Let's all say no...

To boring...TV!

I don't care to watch House
I am bored with CSI
American Idol is very dull
Makes me wanna die.

Can't watch Ugly Betty
I'm too depressed for Glee
and I am so sicka Hannah Montanna
What bad TV!

Can't watch Private Practice
Sick of Law and Order
I think 24 is such a bore
So is Survivor

Can't watch dem Bones
I don't like Gossip Girl
Dancing With The Stars don't get very far
It makes me hurl!

Oh my god, oh my god,
Look what's coming on!
This is cool! This is good!
Gonna have some fun!
It's so funny! It's so silly!
It's the show for me!
Turn it on! Turn it on!
I just have to see...

The New Adventures of Old Christine (4x)

It's the story of a lovely lady
who got divorced from a man
He went and dated a new Christine
Do you understand?

Christine later got married
to another funny lady,
The four were living in harmony
It's so crazy.

All the folks, all the friends,
Think that she's insane
But she's still, so cute,
My interest doesn't wane.
It's so funny, I knew,
someone had a hunch
It's the funniest, sitcom,
Since The Brady Bunch.

The New Adventures of Old Chrstine
Is it the Old Advetures of New Christine?
NO! The NEW Adventures of OLD Christine
Let's Just call it...
Old Christine
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne


from Originals (2000​-​2012) Deluxe Edition, track released March 13, 2010



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David Tanny San Diego, California

Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.

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