No Place to Park (2010 mix)

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"No Place to Park" (2010 mix) - (released 6/5/2010) - no place to park? That's a major problem. It's a comedy rap commentary on overcrowded parking lots and the businesses who don't get the rapper's business simply because there's no place to park his car. The businesses underestimated the number of parking spaces to include in their property.

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It's time for me to shop at my hardware store
I am out of two-by-fours and I have to get more
So, off, I, drive, in my S.U.V.
But, when I get there I don't see a space for me
And so the room extension doesn't ever get built
And as for poor old me, I am full of guilt.

And it's all because...
There's no place to park,
It's not alright since...
There's no place to park,
I'm gonna die because...
There's no place to park,
I say bye bye because...
There's no place to park.


My slow old 286 computer's too old
So I drive to where a brand new computer is sold
Again, I cannot find a parking place for my car
At least I didn't have to drive my car very far
I surfed the web and I bought me a computer that's new
I bought a whole gigahertz computer, so cool!

And it's all because...
There's no place to park,
It's not alright since...
There's no place to park,
I'm gonna die because...
There's no place to park,
I say bye bye because...
There's no place to park.


I'm going to the stadium to spend the whole day
Watching my ball team go out and play
So I drive my car all the way and get to the place
But I cannnot find a damn open parking space
So I never ever get to see the good old ball game
And as for lack of parking, that is very lame

And it's all because...
There's no place to park,
It's not alright since...
There's no place to park,
I'm gonna die because...
There's no place to park,
I say bye bye because...
There's no place to park.

So if you really want me to visit your place,
You have better think of saving me a parking space.

Cause there's no place
no place
no damn parking place for me to park

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from Originals (2000​-​2012) Deluxe Edition, track released June 5, 2010

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David Tanny San Diego, California

Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.

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