I'm a Cowboy (2010 live mix)

from by David Tanny

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"I'm a Cowboy (2010 live mix)" (released on 4/11/2010) - An original song using clever rhymes for "Day" almost throughout the song.

lyrics

I'm a Cowboy
and I ride my horse all day
I'm a Cowboy
and I stack a lot of hay
I'm a Cowboy
and I watch South Park mmm-kay
I'm a Cowboy
and my girlfriend just turned gay.

I cut off all the drivers
and I flip them all the bird,
I fertilize my garden
with moose turd.


I'm a Cowboy
and my landlord just got paid
I'm a Cowboy
and my brother just got laid
I'm a Cowboy
and I kill my bugs with Raid
I'm a Cowboy
and I flunked 11th grade!

I play with my Atari
playing Asteroids all night,
I like to go to bars,
and start a fight


I'm a Cowboy
and my papa's hair is grey
I'm a Cowboy
and that Gumby's made of clay
I'm a Cowboy
and I survived Y2K
I'm a Cowboy
Anne and Ellen are both gay

I eat prime ribs for dinner
and some chicken casserole,
I like to read some
Edgar Allen Poe


I'm a Cowboy
and my favorite month is May
I'm a Cowboy
and I go to church and pray
I'm a Cowboy
and I don't like Sugar Ray
I'm a Cowboy
and that guy from Wham is gay

I like to watch pro football
and I go to rodeos,
I like to snack on
bags of Oreos.


I'm a Cowboy
and I farm the land all day
I'm a Cowboy
and my doggie just got spayed
I'm a Cowboy
and that Buffy girl can slay
I'm a Cowboy
Richard Simmons acts so gay

I like to drive an 18-wheeler
all across the states,
I was in prison
making license plates.


I'm a Cowboy
and I like my song this way
I'm a Cowboy
and I lost on Jeopar-day
I'm a Cowboy
and I don't like Danke Schaen
I'm a Cowboy
Ricky Martin could be gay


I watch the Nashville Network
and that CMTV too,
I watch the Dukes of Hazzard
cause they're cool.


I'm a Cowboy
and I love that Dianne Kay
I'm a Cowboy
and my bird just flew away
I'm a Cowboy
and that happened yesterday
I'm a Cowboy
and I buy stuff from Amway

I drink a lot of beer all night
and surf the Internet,
I have a German Shepherd
for a pet.

I'm a Cowboy
and Max Headroom wears them shades
I'm a Cowboy
and I drew the ace of spades
I'm a Cowboy
and I shave with razor blades
I'm a Cowboy
and my bully died of Aids

I watch old action movies all day
on my VCR
I drive up to La Brea
for some tar

I'm a Cowboy
and my song will end this way
I'm a Cowboy
hafta go, I cannot stay
I'm a Cowboy
and it's time to go away
I'm a Cowboy
happy trails to you, always!

I'm a Cowboy
and goodbye is what I say

credits

from Originals (2000​-​2012) Deluxe Edition, track released April 11, 2010

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David Tanny San Diego, California

Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.

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