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I Eat Animals (2010) - (released 8/1/2010) - Benny Bell would have liked the song. It's a politically incorrect salute to all of the meat eaters.

lyrics

Chorus:
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.

They are so delicious, yum, yum, yum,
I will chomp em up, they go to my tum.

I can eat a sheep
I can eat a steer
I can eat a pig
I can eat a deer

I can eat a chicken
I can eat a duck
If you don't like it
I don't give a ...
Fun is what I have, when I eat meat
It has a flavor, that can't be beat

CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.

I can eat a goose
I can eat an ape
I can eat an elephant
They all taste great, er, I mean, grape.

I can eat a goat
I can eat a rabbit
If you don't like it,
I don't give a ...
Shoot a moose for food with Sarah Palin
I can eat a carp. I can eat a dolphin

CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.

I can eat a lion,
I can eat a tiger,
I can eat a bear oh my,
With a Jaegermeister

I can eat a whale
It don't make me sick
If you don't like it,
You can suck my ...
Dipping sauce is good to dip your meat in
Makes meat tasty, it's worth repeatin'

CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.

I can eat a flounder
I can eat a horse
I can eat a shark
They're good of course

I eat animals
I can eat their guts
If you don't like it
You can lick my ...
Nothing beats meat. Eat 'em up all day.
Grilled, fried or baked, Eat them any way.

CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.

I can eat a quail
I can eat a turkey
But I will never
Eat an anchovy

With my rifle
I begin to hunt
Don't try to stop me
Or else you're a ...
Come close enough, then pull the trigger
Animal is dead. Got me a dinner.

CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.

My song is done
Guess I shall quit.
If you're offended,
You're full of ...
Shaving cream. Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

credits

from Originals (2000​-​2012) Deluxe Edition, track released August 1, 2010

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David Tanny San Diego, California

Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.

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