"Hey, Whimsical Will" (2011) - (released 1/9/2011) - after 25 years, Whimsical Will decided to quit producing his annual Summer Movie Adventures after producing his 25th one in 2010. I have something to say about that.
Hey Whimsical Will, it's me again.
Hey, how have you been?
I need a word, with you.
Your decison has made me, feel blue.
You decided to quit your summer movie adventures,
I really enjoyed, your tenure.
Who will do 'em now, I don't know.
I sure hate to, see you go.
It started in '86, with Howard The Duck,
Your adventure was funny, though the movie did suck.
In 1987, it was Mr. Jaws, '87,
That time around, it was almost heaven.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit, came out in '88,
I laughed, myself silly, it was great.
Batman came out, in 1989,
Your movie adventure, came out fine.
In 1990, it was Dick Tracy,
Another movie we just had to see.
In 1991 Robin Hood,
All your stuff was good.
It was Batman again in 1992
I just knew that you weren't through.
We saw, Jurassic Park in '93,
It was a film we had to see.
The Flintstones, was out in '94
Well, you made me wanting more.
Batman, again in '95,
You made the adventure, seem so live.
In 1996, it was a Twister!
It sure wasn't, a twisted sister!
In 1997, we had been,
to Jurassic Park, once again.
In 1998, Godzilla,
That movie was surely, a thrilla.
1999 was the year,
your Summer movie adventure was in gear.
We were finally treated, to Star Wars I
We just knew that, you weren't done.
In y2k, we saw, X-Men,
In '01, Jurassic Park, again.
But in late '01, Harry Potter,
it was the first winter, movie adventure.
In '02, we were attacked by Clones,
In '03, the Hulk crushed those bones!
Spiderman was out in '04,
Your adventures were never a bore.
In '05, Willy Wonka came around,
The chocolate made us big and round.
In '06, it was Captain Jack.
We just knew after that, you'd be back.
In '07, it was Transformers,
The adventure, was a little bit warmer.
In '08, Indy Jones was it.
We just knew you weren't, gonna quit.
We were Trekkin', in '09,
Your adventure, came out fine.
In '10, it was the Iron Man.
We were laughin', once again!
But soon, after that, that was it.
You decided, to quit.
So thank you, Whimsical Will, for your stuff.
Well maybe you did, just enough.
One more thing, before I'm gone,
You can get his stuff at whimsicalwill.com
Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.