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"Fan Speculation" (released on 4/30/2010) - an original rap that goes into pop culture without limiting itself to sci-fi topics.

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William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy will be playing senior citizens in a movie Grumpy Old Trekkers.

A new version of Gilligan's Island will be cast with Jessica Simpson as the movie star and Donald Trump as the eccentric millionaire.

A theatrical movie about Eight is Enough is being cast with James Gandofini playing a mobster father of eight children.

Fox is bringing back Beans Baxter with a new generation of kids.

Hannah Montana will be trying out for American Idol for real next year.

In a Partridge Family reunion, Danny loses out to Buster Douglas in a boxing match. Keith gets a job managing The Jonas Brothers. Laurie adopts an orphaned teenage girl who turns out to be the Chosen One. Shirley gets kicked out of the rest home for singing risque love songs. Anybody care about the other two former kids?

NBC is bringing back Diff'rent Strokes and Gary Coleman has signed on playing the kid once again. Isn't he like 40 already?

A new version of What's Happening!! is being cast for the CW network. Who are they going to get to play Rerun?

ABC is reviving TGIF and has plans for new versions of Full House, Step by Step, Family Matters, and Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.

On Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria's character dates a hot lesbian played by Penelope Cruz for an attempt for ABC to have the highest ratings ever for a chick show.

Who's The Boss is going to be in theaters, with Alyssa Milano's character being mistaken for Phoebe Halliwell, their stepbrother gets a sex-change operation, and Tony gets a job driving a taxi since his divorce from Angela.

On Star Wars Episode 65, a senior citizen Luke Skywalker runs out of energy trying to get his light saber up and running.

On the 23rd season of 90210, Donna gets institutionalized for acting like a teenager in her middle age years, Dylan still can't dance when trying out for Dancing With The Stars, David becomes a west coast hip hop record mobster. Kelly discovers an unusual power and is recruited to join Heroes. And finally, Steve doesn't do a thing.

And Brenda returns to wreck the place.

And that's all there is about fan speculation.

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from Originals (2000​-​2012) Deluxe Edition, track released April 30, 2010

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David Tanny San Diego, California

Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.

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