Crazy Commercials Deluxe Edition

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Crazy Commercials
Released 9/18/2012
Deluxe Edition 11/15/2014

"Crazy Commercials Deluxe Edition" contains 61 hilarious sendups of commercial products and services. Great for morning radio shows.

Originally released under another title on 6/26/2010. The Deluxe Edition expands the number of tracks by 22.

Time:
43:49 For CD-R Disc 1 (tracks 1-31)
43:54 For CD-R Disc 2 (tracks 32-63)
87:44 For Full Album download

To get copies on CD-R, email D.T. at his website davidtanny.com for details.

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released November 15, 2014

Legal:
All of the tracks are licensed for use by podcasters for podcast shows only. Each track is a Creative Commons release with the license of "Attribution Non-commercial No Derivatives".

Description of license: This license is the most restrictive Creative Commons license, allowing redistribution. This license is often called the “free advertising” license because it allows others to download your works and share them with others as long as they mention you and link back to you, but they can’t change them in any way or use them commercially. This means you cannot use them on youtube or other video sites unless you are the composer and songwriter of the work.

Linking: Please credit to David Tanny and link to this (and no other) website only:
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as per terms. By using my songs on your podcast, you are legally bound by these terms.



Track Descriptions:

01. "This is SATV station I.D. with announcer" (released on 2/26/2008) - a takeoff on the SCTV station identification jingle.

02. "Lady and the Tramp (Program Advisory)" (2012, released on 9/18/2012) - a parody of one of the network announcements when they are substituting a special in place of a regularly scheduled program.

03. "Tonight at 8" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a parody of a network programming announcement.

04. "Krazy Crackers" (2004, released on 9/13/2005) - another Wacky Package come-to-life fake ad.

05. "Hilary Duff Beer" (released on 7/31/2007) - the sketch with two men from The Great Big North who talk about a celebrity named beer on their program. It serves as a tribute to Bob and Doug McKenzie and their show within a show on SCTV called "The Great White North", a cult favorite.

06. "Taco Hell (2008 mix)" (released on 8/19/2008) - remixed for 2008. It's a parody of a fast food restauraunt featuring a manager from the fires below. It's a a flaming mad commercial where a customer really gets the owner/manager of a taco stand very angry all because he wouldn't buy a drink.

07. "Kentucky Fried Fingers" (released on 7/18/2006) - yet another Wacky Package come to life. This features chickens that go psycho.

08. "Numbered TV Shows on SATV" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a spoof of an TV announcement.

09. "HDTV Dinners" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - upgrade your dinner to high definition.

10. "Tricks Practical Joker Cereal" (2004, released on 9/13/2005) - another Wacky Package come to life.

11. "Bam (w/o sketch)" (originally released on 7/18/2006 with sketch, mix without sketch released 6/26/2010) - another Wacky Package come to life. The Buttvis and Beehead sketch was spun off into separate track on another album.

12. "Today on SATV" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a spoof of an TV announcement.

13. "Movie and Sports Week on SATV" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a spoof of an TV announcement.

14. "Music Week on SATV" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a spoof of an TV announcement.

15. "CP/M 21" (2007, released on 6/1/2009) - an original operating system gets a major overhaul for the 21st century!

16. "Crap's Jr. with David Hasselhoff" (released on 7/31/2007) - this commercial parody is based on an Internet video about David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger on the floor.

17. "Achoo Sneezing Powder" (2006, released on 7/31/2007) - still another Wacky Package come to life.

18. "Fred's Bank" (released on 2/26/2008) - he's his own bank.

19. "El Zono de Pollo Loco" (released on 7/9/2009) - this is a dark sendup of a commercial that makes fun of a competitor's greasy fried chicken being eaten by a dying consumer.

20. "Coco Crisp" (released on 7/31/2007) - it's a baseball player and a cereal in this takeoff of the Saturday Night Live "Shimmer" commercial spoof from 1975.

21. "Mac vs. PC Spoof: Reagan vs. Gorbachev (alt music)" (released on 6/26/2010) - what if it was 1985 when these two once ruled their own countries and they did this conversation in the style of a Mac vs. PC commercial?

22. "Glenn Beck Easy Hang Up (celebrity voice impersonated)" (released on 6/26/2010) - this sendup of a device you attatch to a telephone features a radio talk show host who had a meltdown on the air.

23. "Burger Dictator" (released on 7/24/2009) - what if the burger place was a dictatorship instead of a monarchy?

24. "Mac vs. PC Spoof: Atari vs. Intellivision (alt music)" (released on 6/26/2010) - this time, it's 1981, and the Mac vs. PC style invades the early video game console battle.

25. "I.D. Secure" (released on 8/15/2009) - be very careful about giving out your Social Security number, like, don't give it out over the air where millions of people will make a note of it.

26. "CBS Daytime 2009" (released on 10/1/2009) - It's a "Whose Line Is It Anyway" way of casting the five daytime CBS shows.

27. "Crappy's Land Line Phones" (released on 9/12/2009) - let's go back to the simpler days where telephones were once on a cord.

28. "Mac vs. PC Spoof: Coke vs. Pepsi (alt music)" (edit) (released on 6/26/2010) - it's the cola wars Mac vs. PC style!

29. "Tennessee Fried Chicken's Rebuttal" (released on 9/16/2009) - Colonel Flanders gets to rebut on his competetor's slamming of his restaurants in their ads.

30. "Mannah Fontana Products" (released on 9/27/2009) - could Hannah Montana canned squid be far behind?

31. "Today on ABZ" (released on 10/28/2009) - what TV seems to be like on ABC.

32. "Crappy's Rabbit Ear Antennas" (released on 9/17/2009) - ditch expensive cable and return to free TV!

33. "Earl Lieb's Meat Market (no music)" (released on 10/28/2009) - a send up of those meat slaughterhouse businesses.

34. "Today on NBZ" (released on 10/28/2009) - another sendup of network TV promos.

35. "The CW Fall 2009 Lineup (no music)" (released on 10/28/2009) - recycling old ideas is the theme of the network.

36. "Bankruptcy Blowout" (released on 10/28/2009) - seen some ads that mention everything, except...

37. "Today on the Dizmal Channel" (released on 10/28/2009) - it's wall-to-wall Hannah Montana, with Mickey Mouse nowhere to be found.

38. "Mac vs. PC vs. Stan (alt music)" (clean) (released on 6/26/2010) - a tribute to the genius advertising mind of Stan Freberg.

39. "Lighten Up" (released on 10/28/2009) - a crazy product that you won't legally see.

40. "Man Up Centers" (released on 5/6/2010) - is broadcast network TV turning men into wimps? Something like this should shape them up!

41. "Papa Yawn's Pizza (2012 mix)" (original version 2005, originally released on 7/18/2006, remixed version released 9/18/2012) - somebody had to make fun of their slogan "Better this, better that" by making a parody emphasizing how boring the pizza place really is. (note: original mix discarded)

42. "Hell Motor Oil" (released on 2/4/2011) - what happens when someone does a taste test for motor oil on an unsuspecting person?

43. "Save The Game Shows mock PSA" (released on 7/9/2012) - the art of the television game show hasn't been the same since it peaked in the mid 1970s.

44. "My Little Bong" (2011, released on 4/20/2014) (duplicated on "Dope Deal or No Dope Deal" album)

45. "Simpleton College" (2012, released on 7/26/2012) - are college courses too hard? These very short courses should get you up and running with your new simple jobs.

46. "Marijuana Stretcher" (2011, released on 4/20/2014) (duplicated on "Dope Deal or No Dope Deal" album)

47. "Pizza What?" (2012, released on 11/15/2014)

48. "Schlox Cable" edit (released on 3/10/2011)

49. "Weight Botchers" (2011, released on 11/15/2014)

50. "Tijuana Platinum Filters" (2012, released on 4/18/2013) (duplicated on "Dope Deal or No Dope Deal" album)

51. "Phony HDTV Sets" (2011, released on 11/15/2014)

52. "H and R Pufinstuf Tax Experts" (2012, released on 4/18/2013) (duplicated on "Dope Deal or No Dope Deal" album)

53. "Harry Potter Alpha Bitz without sound fx" (released on 8/11/2011)

54. "Sneers" (2011, released on 11/15/2014)

55. "Taco Hell '14" (2014, released on 11/15/2014) - try their idea of bean burritos!

56. "Tonight on ABZ 2011" (2011, released on 11/15/2014)

57. "Crud Beer" (2011, released on 11/15/2014)

58. "Chocolate Black Holes" (2012, released on 11/15/2014)

59. "Morgan's Mortuary 2012" (2012, released on 12/13/2013)

60. "Tarred Up Stores" (2012, released on 11/15/2014)

61. "Taco Hell (live 2013 mix)" (released on 7/23/2013) - remixed for 2013. It's a parody of a fast food restauraunt featuring a manager from the fires below. It's a a flaming mad commercial where a customer really gets the owner/manager of a taco stand very angry all because he wouldn't buy a drink.

62. "Doobio's Fish Tacos" (released on 4/12/2014) - a parody of the San Diego based restaurant Rubio's Fish Tacos. (duplicated on "Dope Deal or No Dope Deal" album)

63. "This is SATV station I.D. w/o announcer" (released on 2/26/2008) - same as the first track without the announcer.

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Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.

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