Crazy Commercials 2 Deluxe Edition

by David Tanny

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Crazy Commercials 2
Released 12/4/2012
Deluxe Edition Released 11/26/2014

"Crazy Commercials 2" contains dozens of hilarious sendups of commercial products and services. Great for morning radio shows.

Originally released under another title on 1/18/2011.

Time:
44:16 For CD-R Disc 1 (tracks 1-43)
43:44 For CD-R Disc 2 (tracks 44-76)
88:00 For Full Album download

To get copies on CD-R, email D.T. at his website davidtanny.com for details.

Legal:
All of the tracks are licensed for use by podcasters for podcast shows only. Each track is a Creative Commons release with the license of "Attribution Non-commercial No Derivatives".

Description of license: This license is the most restrictive Creative Commons license, allowing redistribution. This license is often called the “free advertising” license because it allows others to download your works and share them with others as long as they mention you and link back to you, but they can’t change them in any way or use them commercially. This means you cannot use them on youtube or other video sites unless you are the composer and songwriter of the work.

Linking: Please credit to David Tanny and link to this (and no other) website only:
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as per terms. By using my songs on your podcast, you are legally bound by these terms.



Track Descriptions:

01. "This is SATV station I.D. with announcer" (released on 2/26/2008) - a takeoff on the SCTV station identification jingle.

02. "Badyear Incomplete Auto Repair" (released on 1/18/2011) - sometimes you just can't afford complete auto repair.

03. "Betty Crooked Potato Bugs" (released on 1/18/2011) - bugs are full of protein, you know.

04. "Bronze Medal Flour" (released on 1/18/2011) - a few classes lower than Gold medal flour.

05. "Cents Candy" (released on 1/18/2011) - get rich by eating this!

06. "Cirque de Soul Train" (released on 1/18/2011) - a new kind of soul music show.

07. "Crappy's Gags" (edit) (released on 8/31/2010) - this commercial spoofs its own Crappys series of commercials.

08. "Dorky's Human Control" (released on 1/18/2011) - get rid of unwanted humans!

09. "Fish Heads and Chips-'10" (released on 1/18/2011) - a restaurant for fish head lovers.

10. "Funshine Ha Ha Crackers" (released on 1/18/2011) - this snack is a laugh riot!

11. "Gyppy Screwed" (released on 1/18/2011) - don't forget to get your oil changed frequently.

12. "Hell's Fargo Bank" (released on 1/18/2011) - a bank you don't want to deal with.

13. "Horror Chili" (released on 1/18/2011) - the meal is simply horror-ible.

14. "McMickey's Restaurant" (released on 1/18/2011) - a McPlace where you an McEat in.

15. "Mutt's Apple Sauce" (released on 1/18/2011) - a treat for dogs.

16. "NutriBrain" (released on 1/18/2011) - feed the zombies.

17. "Obama-Os Cereal" (released on 1/18/2011) - socialized cereal.

18. "Regresso Plight Soup" (released on 1/18/2011) - not a very good soup.

19. "Screwy Dips" (released on 1/18/2011) - a crazy kind of snack.

20. "Sixty Dollar Burger" (released on 1/18/2011) - the most expensive burger in the world.

21. "Sunny F" (released on 1/18/2011) - a grade lower than a "D". This drink gets an "F".

22. "Tide With Pepsi" (released on 1/18/2011) - clean with a fresh cola taste!

23. "Tonight on CBZ" (released on 1/18/2011) - what's on the CBZ channel today.

24. "Tonight on Fox: 24" (released on 1/18/2011) - what used to be on Fox.

25. "Turkey of the Ocean" (released on 1/18/2011) - the opposite of Chicken of the Sea.

26. "TwilightQuil" (released on 1/18/2011, rereleased on 4/18/2013) - comes between DayQuil and NiQuil. (duplicated on "Dope Deal or No Dope Deal" album)

27. "WhyCo Insurance" (released on 1/18/2011) - need some insurance?

28. "Radio Detonator 3000 (2010 mix)" (released on 1/18/2011) - do you hate what corporate radio is playing? This device should send a message.

29. "Puff Super Cigar Crisp" (released on 7/18/2006) - puff your way through breakfast with this Wacky Pack ad. (duplicated on "Dope Deal or No Dope Deal" album)

30. "Stinking Hills Country Club" (released on 5/25/2010) - a commercial spoof about a whitebread club that doesn't treat their low-wage workers well.

31. "Crazy Ray Autos" (2009, released on 5/25/2010) - a crazy automobile dealer goes nuts with the prices!

32. "Lo Jerk" (2009, released on 5/25/2010) - going to extremes in punishing people who steal cars.

33. "Wrong John Silly's" (released on 5/25/2010) - this spoofs a restaurant that specializes in overgreasy menu items.

34. "John John" (2009, released on 5/25/2010) - be sure to keep your satellite car navigation paid up, or else it will play a trick on you!

35. "Carhax (with music)" (released on 5/25/2010) - this spoof deals with selling mass quantities of lemons!

36. "Snubway Sandwiches Intro" (released on 5/25/2010)

37. "Snubway Sandwiches" (released on 5/25/2010) - what happens when those five dollar footlongs don't really mean what they advertise.

38. "Dancing with the Trains" (released on 5/25/2010) - a spoof on the announcement about stupid reality show contests.

39. "Carhax (w/o music)" (released on 5/25/2010) - this spoof deals with selling mass quantities of lemons!

40. "Compute-Hair Shops" (released on 1/18/2011) - a hair salon where geeks can look their best.

41. "Brain Off" (released on 1/18/2011) - after a hard day of thinking, time to unwind for entertainment.

42. "Wireless Blip" (released on 1/18/2011) - details on what 1G is all about.

43. "Sixty Dollar Burger take 1" (released on 1/18/2011) - the most expensive burger in the world.

44. "Bat Tire" (2014, releasd on 11/26/2014)

45. "Crappo yPhone 6" (2014, releasd on 11/26/2014)

46. "Loss: Dress For More" (2014, releasd on 11/26/2014)

47. "The OFL" (2014, releasd on 11/26/2014)

48. "The Webers Wonder House" (2014, releasd on 11/26/2014)

49. "World Cup Soccer" (2014, releasd on 11/26/2014)

50. "Worst Foods Mayonnaise" (2011, released on 11/26/2014)

51. "Nerd Squad Spot 1: Old TV" (2012, released on 11/26/2014) - an old man is upset that his old Zenith TV doesn't pick up channels anymore.

52. "Nerd Squad Spot 2: Dead Computer" (2012, released on 11/26/2014) - aka the dead computer sketch.

53. "Nerd Squad Spot 3: No Internet" (2012, released on 11/26/2014) - someone can't get onto the Internet.

54. "Nerd Squad Spot 4: Visiting From 1992" (2012, released on 11/26/2014) - someone from 1992 visited a 2012 Worst Buy store the other day.

55. "Army/Air Force Comedy Hour Intro" (2012, released on 9/28/2012)

56. "Army/Air Force Comedy Hour Promo" (2012, released on 9/28/2012) - what a comedy and learning show aimed at children may sound like.

57. "A Snobby Car Dealer" (2013, released on 11/26/2014) - a takeoff on those car dealers that have their noses up too high.

58. "Blandy's" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) - a parody of Wendy's.

59. "MucDonald's" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) - a parody of McDonald's.

60. "Cartoon Carnival" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) -

61. "Inside the NBA" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) -

62. "Neverready Batteries" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) - a parody of Everready batteries.

63. "Plight Aid" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) - a parody of Rite Aid.

64. "Tonight on ABZ '14" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) -

65. "Seek The Mouse Missile" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) - an update on the Eek the Mousetrap sketch from 1971

66. "Neal Peel's Ice Cream Emporium" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) - an almost cover of an old sketch from "The Electric Company"

67. "Dull Taco" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) - a parody of Del Taco.

68. "The Dumb Car" (2014, released on 11/26/2014) - a parody of The Smart Car.

69. "The Bored Erotica Super Coupe" (2014, released on 11/26/2014)

70. "Funshine Ha Ha Crackers (w/o laughing)" (released on 1/18/2011) - this snack is a laugh riot!

71. "Channel 3 Commercials" - David Tanny at age 12 (1972, released on 6/9/2009) - a collection of commercials done when I was 12.

72. "Zeem" - David Tanny age 12 (1972, released on 7/31/2007) - doing several versions of a sketch on an old tape machine based on a sketch from "The Electric Company."

73. "Eek" - David Tanny age 12 (1972, released on 7/31/2007) - doing several versions of a sketch of "The Electric Company."

74. "Commercials" - David Tanny age 13 (November 1973, released on 8/19/2008)

75. "Joketime" - David Tanny age 11 (1972, released on 1/6/2009)

76. "This is SATV station I.D. w/o announcer" (released on 2/26/2008) - same as the first track without the announcer.

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released November 26, 2014

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David Tanny San Diego, California

Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.

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