Originals (2000-2012)
by David Tanny
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Immediate download of 22-track album in your choice of high-quality MP3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.
Bonus Material:
The background picture used for the album cover
This list of album notes.
Youtube Video: Hey, Whimsical Will
Youtube Video: Warner Music
Two Hidden Tracks from other albumsBuy Now $7 USD or more
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about
Originals (2000-2012)
Released 7/31/2012
"Originals (2000-2012)" features remixes of the older comedy songs plus some more recent material.
Legal:
All of the tracks are licensed for use by podcasters for podcast shows only. Each track is a Creative Commons release with the license of "Attribution Non-commercial No Derivatives".
Description of license: This license is the most restrictive Creative Commons license, allowing redistribution. This license is often called the “free advertising” license because it allows others to download your works and share them with others as long as they mention you and link back to you, but they can’t change them in any way or use them commercially. This means you cannot use them on youtube or other video sites unless you are the composer and songwriter of the work.
Linking: Please credit to David Tanny and link to this (and no other) website only:
davidtanny.bandcamp.com
as per terms. By using my songs on your podcast, you are legally bound by these terms.
Released 7/31/2012
"Originals (2000-2012)" features remixes of the older comedy songs plus some more recent material.
Legal:
All of the tracks are licensed for use by podcasters for podcast shows only. Each track is a Creative Commons release with the license of "Attribution Non-commercial No Derivatives".
Description of license: This license is the most restrictive Creative Commons license, allowing redistribution. This license is often called the “free advertising” license because it allows others to download your works and share them with others as long as they mention you and link back to you, but they can’t change them in any way or use them commercially. This means you cannot use them on youtube or other video sites unless you are the composer and songwriter of the work.
Linking: Please credit to David Tanny and link to this (and no other) website only:
davidtanny.bandcamp.com
as per terms. By using my songs on your podcast, you are legally bound by these terms.
credits
released 31 July 2012
Time: 1:11:12
Regular Tracks (can be purchased individually)
01. Goin' Back to L.A. (2010 mix) (3:54)
02. Hey, Whimsical Will (6:46)
03. Funnyback (4:59)
04. I Eat Animals (5:01)
05. No Place to Park (2010 mix) (3:17)
06. 80s TV (6:30)
07. Nothingman (3:54)
08. Dead Bug (2010 higher pitch mix) (2:42)
09. I'm a Cowboy (2010 live mix) (4:01)
10. Warner Music (5:32)
11. Zorch (2:24)
Album-Only Tracks (available with album download purchase only!)
12. The New Adventures of Old Christine featuring Men Without Pants (5:12)
13. Mary Had a Little Lamb featuring The Woodchucks (0:25)
14. Fan Speculation (3:27)
15. CD Interruption 2 (0:51)
16. News Bulletin SA3 (0:28)
17. Nothing's on TV (5:45)
18. Alyssa Milano Intro (0:16)
19. Alyssa Milano (2:56)
20. Alyssa Milano A Capella (2:44)
21. Bonus Track
22. Bonus Track
01. "Goin' Back to L.A. (2010 mix)" (released on 6/5/2010) - celebrates the old days of driving 120 miles to Los Angeles to hear the Dr. Demento Show because the fan's hometown wouldn't carry the show on their radio stations in the fan's radio market. The driving trek takes place on a Sunday in 1981 when the Doc used to do a live four-hour show on a now-defunct radio station.
Long Description: This is something that I used to do way back in the early 1980s some weeks when I was 21, had a beaten-up 1970 Torino, gas was just $1.19 a gallon, minumum wage was $3.35 an hour, and no station in San Diego carried the Dr. Demento Show. Back in 1981, thanks to Dr. Demento going on Tomorrow with Tom Snyder and plugging his four-hour live show on the late KMET 94.7, I got some way to get demented for four hours a week from 6pm-10pm.
Problem. I live in San Diego where there's a strong station on 94.9, interfering with my reception of 94.7 in Los Angeles. So I had to either put up with a crappy radio receiving interference, or drive up to El Toro or somewhere and hang out at a burger stand in the area where I could receive 94.7 clearly. I used to bring some tape cassettes and a tape deck to tape the shows, dub some of my favorites onto another tape, then erase over the tapes I used to tape the show every week. This comedy rap song I produced is a salute to all the people who used to drive to a nearby city to listen to Dr. Demento in whatever city he may be on. Remember that back in 1981, this was well over 15 years before Internet radio made traveling to another city obsolete. One more note: after Dr. Demento's live show ended at 10pm, KOLA 99.9 carried the syndicated version of the Dr. Demento Show from 10pm-MID. I never cared that much for KOLA because most of the time if not all of it was basically voicetracked, never hearing any live deejays during the day or night.
02. "Hey, Whimsical Will" (released on 1/9/2011) - after 25 years, Whimsical Will decided to quit producing his annual Summer Movie Adventures after producing his 25th one in 2010. I have something to say about that.
03. "Funnyback" (released on 4/6/2010) - an official tribute song of David Tanny's ten years of dementia works.
04. "I Eat Animals" (released on 8/1/2010) - Benny Bell would have liked the song. It's a politically incorrect salute to all of the meat eaters.
05. "No Place to Park (2010 mix)" (released on 6/5/2010) - no place to park? That's a major problem. It's a comedy rap commentary on overcrowded parking lots and the businesses who don't get the rapper's business simply because there's no place to park his car. The businesses underestimated the number of parking spaces to include in their property.
06. "80s TV" (released on 6/5/2010) - yet another original rap, this time, sort of like 70 lines about 35 TV shows. Every two lines weaves in a name of a popular TV show from the 80s at the end of the pair.
07. "Nothingman" (recorded in 2010, released on 1/1/2011) - what if there was a hero that was anything but super, in fact, way below super.
08. "Dead Bug (2010 higher pitch mix)" (released on 6/5/2010) - I wrote this when I saw a dead bug on the wall.
09. "I'm a Cowboy (2010 live mix)" (released on 4/11/2010) - An original song using clever rhymes for "Day" almost throughout the song.
10. "Warner Music" (released on 2/24/2010) - another original about a song parodist whose songs got taken off of Youtube because a certain record label didn't understand what a parody is.
11. "Zorch" (released on 8/19/2008) - is a lyrical parody of The Monkees' track "Zilch" and serves as a tribute to the late novelty singer Nervous Norvous.
12. "The New Adventures of Old Christine" (released on 3/13/2010) - another new original song borrowing from the 1983 Men Without Hats classic "Safety Dance." It's a lyrical parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's parody "The Brady Bunch."
13. "Mary Had a Little Lamb featuring The Woodchucks" (recorded in January 1981, released on 10/5/2004) - Something I combined when I sped up an old cassette player to double the speed of my voice while synching it to an old Magnus organ. This was way before digital stuff made this extra work obsolete.
14. "Fan Speculation" (released on 4/30/2010) - an original rap that goes into pop culture without limiting itself to sci-fi topics.
15. "CD Interruption 2" (released on 7/18/2007) - CDs are also subject to being interrupted.
16. "News Bulletin SA3" (released on 7/18/2006) - even a CD gets interrupted by a news bulletin? Yes, Stupid Audio has it's own news department. This was originally released on the "Stupid Audio 3.0" CD.
17. "Nothing's on TV" (recorded in 2007, released 8/19/2008) - what's with all of the dreck that's on network TV in the post appointment TV era?
18. "Alyssa Milano Intro" (released on 7/18/2006)
19. "Alyssa Milano" (released on 7/18/2006) - something stupid I created with just a celebrity name, three shows, and three characters she was associated with. I tried to write a song about one of my favorite actresses of all time, but after some 100 crinkled pieces of paper, I gave up and decided to try something more avant garde.
20. "Alyssa Milano A Capella" (released on 7/18/2006)
Time: 1:11:12
Regular Tracks (can be purchased individually)
01. Goin' Back to L.A. (2010 mix) (3:54)
02. Hey, Whimsical Will (6:46)
03. Funnyback (4:59)
04. I Eat Animals (5:01)
05. No Place to Park (2010 mix) (3:17)
06. 80s TV (6:30)
07. Nothingman (3:54)
08. Dead Bug (2010 higher pitch mix) (2:42)
09. I'm a Cowboy (2010 live mix) (4:01)
10. Warner Music (5:32)
11. Zorch (2:24)
Album-Only Tracks (available with album download purchase only!)
12. The New Adventures of Old Christine featuring Men Without Pants (5:12)
13. Mary Had a Little Lamb featuring The Woodchucks (0:25)
14. Fan Speculation (3:27)
15. CD Interruption 2 (0:51)
16. News Bulletin SA3 (0:28)
17. Nothing's on TV (5:45)
18. Alyssa Milano Intro (0:16)
19. Alyssa Milano (2:56)
20. Alyssa Milano A Capella (2:44)
21. Bonus Track
22. Bonus Track
01. "Goin' Back to L.A. (2010 mix)" (released on 6/5/2010) - celebrates the old days of driving 120 miles to Los Angeles to hear the Dr. Demento Show because the fan's hometown wouldn't carry the show on their radio stations in the fan's radio market. The driving trek takes place on a Sunday in 1981 when the Doc used to do a live four-hour show on a now-defunct radio station.
Long Description: This is something that I used to do way back in the early 1980s some weeks when I was 21, had a beaten-up 1970 Torino, gas was just $1.19 a gallon, minumum wage was $3.35 an hour, and no station in San Diego carried the Dr. Demento Show. Back in 1981, thanks to Dr. Demento going on Tomorrow with Tom Snyder and plugging his four-hour live show on the late KMET 94.7, I got some way to get demented for four hours a week from 6pm-10pm.
Problem. I live in San Diego where there's a strong station on 94.9, interfering with my reception of 94.7 in Los Angeles. So I had to either put up with a crappy radio receiving interference, or drive up to El Toro or somewhere and hang out at a burger stand in the area where I could receive 94.7 clearly. I used to bring some tape cassettes and a tape deck to tape the shows, dub some of my favorites onto another tape, then erase over the tapes I used to tape the show every week. This comedy rap song I produced is a salute to all the people who used to drive to a nearby city to listen to Dr. Demento in whatever city he may be on. Remember that back in 1981, this was well over 15 years before Internet radio made traveling to another city obsolete. One more note: after Dr. Demento's live show ended at 10pm, KOLA 99.9 carried the syndicated version of the Dr. Demento Show from 10pm-MID. I never cared that much for KOLA because most of the time if not all of it was basically voicetracked, never hearing any live deejays during the day or night.
02. "Hey, Whimsical Will" (released on 1/9/2011) - after 25 years, Whimsical Will decided to quit producing his annual Summer Movie Adventures after producing his 25th one in 2010. I have something to say about that.
03. "Funnyback" (released on 4/6/2010) - an official tribute song of David Tanny's ten years of dementia works.
04. "I Eat Animals" (released on 8/1/2010) - Benny Bell would have liked the song. It's a politically incorrect salute to all of the meat eaters.
05. "No Place to Park (2010 mix)" (released on 6/5/2010) - no place to park? That's a major problem. It's a comedy rap commentary on overcrowded parking lots and the businesses who don't get the rapper's business simply because there's no place to park his car. The businesses underestimated the number of parking spaces to include in their property.
06. "80s TV" (released on 6/5/2010) - yet another original rap, this time, sort of like 70 lines about 35 TV shows. Every two lines weaves in a name of a popular TV show from the 80s at the end of the pair.
07. "Nothingman" (recorded in 2010, released on 1/1/2011) - what if there was a hero that was anything but super, in fact, way below super.
08. "Dead Bug (2010 higher pitch mix)" (released on 6/5/2010) - I wrote this when I saw a dead bug on the wall.
09. "I'm a Cowboy (2010 live mix)" (released on 4/11/2010) - An original song using clever rhymes for "Day" almost throughout the song.
10. "Warner Music" (released on 2/24/2010) - another original about a song parodist whose songs got taken off of Youtube because a certain record label didn't understand what a parody is.
11. "Zorch" (released on 8/19/2008) - is a lyrical parody of The Monkees' track "Zilch" and serves as a tribute to the late novelty singer Nervous Norvous.
12. "The New Adventures of Old Christine" (released on 3/13/2010) - another new original song borrowing from the 1983 Men Without Hats classic "Safety Dance." It's a lyrical parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's parody "The Brady Bunch."
13. "Mary Had a Little Lamb featuring The Woodchucks" (recorded in January 1981, released on 10/5/2004) - Something I combined when I sped up an old cassette player to double the speed of my voice while synching it to an old Magnus organ. This was way before digital stuff made this extra work obsolete.
14. "Fan Speculation" (released on 4/30/2010) - an original rap that goes into pop culture without limiting itself to sci-fi topics.
15. "CD Interruption 2" (released on 7/18/2007) - CDs are also subject to being interrupted.
16. "News Bulletin SA3" (released on 7/18/2006) - even a CD gets interrupted by a news bulletin? Yes, Stupid Audio has it's own news department. This was originally released on the "Stupid Audio 3.0" CD.
17. "Nothing's on TV" (recorded in 2007, released 8/19/2008) - what's with all of the dreck that's on network TV in the post appointment TV era?
18. "Alyssa Milano Intro" (released on 7/18/2006)
19. "Alyssa Milano" (released on 7/18/2006) - something stupid I created with just a celebrity name, three shows, and three characters she was associated with. I tried to write a song about one of my favorite actresses of all time, but after some 100 crinkled pieces of paper, I gave up and decided to try something more avant garde.
20. "Alyssa Milano A Capella" (released on 7/18/2006)
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Born in San Diego, David Tanny specializes in fun dementia (or funmentia) recordings and spoken word humor. He writes, produces, and engineers (rather cheaply) novelty music and sketch comedy from his home with a computer.
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Jul 2012
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- Track Name: Goin' Back to L.A. (2010 mix)
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Goin' Back to LA, LA, LA
Goin' Back to LA.
Hmm. I guess so.
Goin' Back to LA, LA, LA
Goin' Back to LA.
Hmm. I guess so.
Goin' back to LA, for a little fun.
This is what we did in 1981.
We take a little drive and bring our radio,
There is no life in San Diego
We drive for two hours, up the I-5.
Six O'clock is when we arrive.
We will hang out by a burger stand
And eat a lot of food, as much as we can.
We turn the dial to a little bit of heaven
K-M-E-T, ninety, four, point, seven.
It's about time for the four-hour show.
It's the one and only Dr. Demento.
He plays wacky vinyl, warped cassettes,
even cylinders, as good as it gets.
Our tape cassettes are ready for the show.
C30, C60, C90, go.
Our tape recorders have fresh batteries.
So that our work will be a breeze.
Just before we hear, "The Doctor Is In",
We then push, the record button.
We will tape, every funny song,
We'll be having fun, all night long.
We'll listen to, Cheech and Chong,
Stan Freberg, Barnes and Barnes,
Shel Silverstein, Dickie Goodman
Frank Zappa, Allan Sherman,
Weird Al Yankovic, George Carlin
Tom Lehrer and, the list goes on and on.
We do this every single week,
This is what we like. Music for a geek.
When it's 9 o'clock, it's Top Ten time.
The songs are so good, it must be a crime.
What song will be, number one?
After it gets played, then we are done.
At 10 o'clock, it's time for us to go.
And drive on back to San Diego.
We listen to the tapes while we drive back.
When we get home, we'll hit the sack.
Then next Sunday, we'll do it all again.
And listen to the doc from six til ten.
We'll play the funny tapes, all week long.
With dementia, we can't go wrong.
It's a little bit of heaven, ninety four point seven.
K-M-E-T. Tweedle dee. - Track Name: Hey, Whimsical Will
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Hey Whimsical Will, it's me again.
Hey, how have you been?
I need a word, with you.
Your decison has made me, feel blue.
You decided to quit your summer movie adventures,
I really enjoyed, your tenure.
Who will do 'em now, I don't know.
I sure hate to, see you go.
It started in '86, with Howard The Duck,
Your adventure was funny, though the movie did suck.
In 1987, it was Mr. Jaws, '87,
That time around, it was almost heaven.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit, came out in '88,
I laughed, myself silly, it was great.
Batman came out, in 1989,
Your movie adventure, came out fine.
In 1990, it was Dick Tracy,
Another movie we just had to see.
In 1991 Robin Hood,
All your stuff was good.
It was Batman again in 1992
I just knew that you weren't through.
We saw, Jurassic Park in '93,
It was a film we had to see.
The Flintstones, was out in '94
Well, you made me wanting more.
Batman, again in '95,
You made the adventure, seem so live.
In 1996, it was a Twister!
It sure wasn't, a twisted sister!
In 1997, we had been,
to Jurassic Park, once again.
In 1998, Godzilla,
That movie was surely, a thrilla.
1999 was the year,
your Summer movie adventure was in gear.
We were finally treated, to Star Wars I
We just knew that, you weren't done.
In y2k, we saw, X-Men,
In '01, Jurassic Park, again.
But in late '01, Harry Potter,
it was the first winter, movie adventure.
In '02, we were attacked by Clones,
In '03, the Hulk crushed those bones!
Spiderman was out in '04,
Your adventures were never a bore.
In '05, Willy Wonka came around,
The chocolate made us big and round.
In '06, it was Captain Jack.
We just knew after that, you'd be back.
In '07, it was Transformers,
The adventure, was a little bit warmer.
In '08, Indy Jones was it.
We just knew you weren't, gonna quit.
We were Trekkin', in '09,
Your adventure, came out fine.
In '10, it was the Iron Man.
We were laughin', once again!
But soon, after that, that was it.
You decided, to quit.
So thank you, Whimsical Will, for your stuff.
Well maybe you did, just enough.
One more thing, before I'm gone,
You can get his stuff at whimsicalwill.com - Track Name: Funnyback
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VERSE 1
I'm bringing funny back.
YEA!
'Cause comedy is where it's at.
YEA!
I can do a good lampoon.
YEA!
I can make a dementia tune.
Take it to the bridge.
Comedy,
Don't ever take it too seriously,
Don't forget to add some crazy,
And make it novelty.
Take it to the chorus.
Bringin' funny back.
Let's make it silly
With I'm a Cowboy
With Boobs Boobs Boobs
They're Full of Joy
Let's make it geeky,
With Starr Mopp Wars
and Kirk Spock Bones
For all Nerdcores
Let's go and play
with Centipede
and Pac-Man too
Fun tunes I'll breed.
Let's watch some TV
with Jeopardy,
with South Park,
It gets crazy.
BREAK
VERSE 2
I'm bringin' funny back.
YEA!
I know what's missing, so I'll make it, Jack.
YEA!
I'll make fun of anything.
YEA!
Dementia is what I'll bring.
Take it to the bridge.
Novelty,
Doesn't always have to be funny,
It just has to be so silly,
So it'll work for me.
Take it to the chorus
Bringin' Funny Back
Goin' back to L.A.
Nothin's on TV
Love Pirate Radio
as you can see.
No place to park,
Dead Kennys too,
All out of Pups,
It's right for you.
Let's watch the frog,
Eight is Enough
and Batman too,
It's crazy stuff.
BREAK
VERSE 3
I'm bringing funny back.
YEA!
'Cause novelty is where it's at.
YEA!
Strange and fun is what I do.
YEA!
Comedy will always rule.
Take it to the chorus!
With So-Great Debates
and F-in Gold
A lot of CDs
That I have sold.
With CP/M
Tonight at 8
I've seen everything,
My stuff is great.
I use references
Like Family Guy
They sound nostalgic
I don't know why.
They always do make
some great filler.
They are a part of
Dennis Miller.
I couldn't install
MS Windows,
I like Good Times,
and old TV shows.
Alyssa Milano
and Mila Kunis,
and Lindsay Lohan,
It's silly like this.
with Bob and Doug
and Cheech and Chong
and Nervous Norvous
you can't go wrong.
Thank you for enjoying
my comedy and novelty
which has been part of the world
of dementia since 2000
and we'll keep on doing it
all around the world and
across the Internet.
Buy my CDs at davidtanny.com
and request them on every radio
show you can think of.
Stay demented! - Track Name: I Eat Animals
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Chorus:
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.
They are so delicious, yum, yum, yum,
I will chomp em up, they go to my tum.
I can eat a sheep
I can eat a steer
I can eat a pig
I can eat a deer
I can eat a chicken
I can eat a duck
If you don't like it
I don't give a ...
Fun is what I have, when I eat meat
It has a flavor, that can't be beat
CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.
I can eat a goose
I can eat an ape
I can eat an elephant
They all taste great, er, I mean, grape.
I can eat a goat
I can eat a rabbit
If you don't like it,
I don't give a ...
Shoot a moose for food with Sarah Palin
I can eat a carp. I can eat a dolphin
CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.
I can eat a lion,
I can eat a tiger,
I can eat a bear oh my,
With a Jaegermeister
I can eat a whale
It don't make me sick
If you don't like it,
You can suck my ...
Dipping sauce is good to dip your meat in
Makes meat tasty, it's worth repeatin'
CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.
I can eat a flounder
I can eat a horse
I can eat a shark
They're good of course
I eat animals
I can eat their guts
If you don't like it
You can lick my ...
Nothing beats meat. Eat 'em up all day.
Grilled, fried or baked, Eat them any way.
CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.
I can eat a quail
I can eat a turkey
But I will never
Eat an anchovy
With my rifle
I begin to hunt
Don't try to stop me
Or else you're a ...
Come close enough, then pull the trigger
Animal is dead. Got me a dinner.
CHORUS
I eat animals, all the time, they taste mighty good
I am eating them up as fast as I could.
My song is done
Guess I shall quit.
If you're offended,
You're full of ...
Shaving cream. Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen. - Track Name: No Place to Park (2010 mix)
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It's time for me to shop at my hardware store
I am out of two-by-fours and I have to get more
So, off, I, drive, in my S.U.V.
But, when I get there I don't see a space for me
And so the room extension doesn't ever get built
And as for poor old me, I am full of guilt.
And it's all because...
There's no place to park,
It's not alright since...
There's no place to park,
I'm gonna die because...
There's no place to park,
I say bye bye because...
There's no place to park.
My slow old 286 computer's too old
So I drive to where a brand new computer is sold
Again, I cannot find a parking place for my car
At least I didn't have to drive my car very far
I surfed the web and I bought me a computer that's new
I bought a whole gigahertz computer, so cool!
And it's all because...
There's no place to park,
It's not alright since...
There's no place to park,
I'm gonna die because...
There's no place to park,
I say bye bye because...
There's no place to park.
I'm going to the stadium to spend the whole day
Watching my ball team go out and play
So I drive my car all the way and get to the place
But I cannnot find a damn open parking space
So I never ever get to see the good old ball game
And as for lack of parking, that is very lame
And it's all because...
There's no place to park,
It's not alright since...
There's no place to park,
I'm gonna die because...
There's no place to park,
I say bye bye because...
There's no place to park.
So if you really want me to visit your place,
You have better think of saving me a parking space.
Cause there's no place
no place
no damn parking place for me to park - Track Name: 80s TV
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80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
pause
It's the 80s, the coolest decade,
TV had it made in the shade,
Let's turn it on and we will see
All the good stuff on TV.
pause
We were not at a total loss
when we watched Who's The Boss
We love to down a lot of beers
when we watched a round of Cheers.
Candice Bergen never let us down
when we watched Murphy Brown
When life becomes a pain in the ass
We go and watch Head of the Class
Let me give you some good news,
we all enjoyed Hill Street Blues
We ain't gonna tell you lies,
we did watch Family Ties.
We just come, to say hi,
Let's all watch, The Fall Guy,
Heather Locklear's such as looker
when she was on T.J. Hooker
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
This is one show that was good to go,
We all watched The Cosby Show.
Good shows were on everywhere,
We enjoyed St. Elsewhere
Sugar Ray Leonard was a great fighter,
We enjoyed Knight Rider
TV in the 80s was pure heaven
We all lived for 227.
There must be some understanding
When we tell you we saw Knots Landing
We sure do, remember when
we first saw Married With Children
We got together with our fellow man
to watch an episode of Roseanne
80s TV was within our reach
We did see China Beach
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
The 80s were such a boom
we all watched Max Headroom
We just never got much rest
We had to watch Falcon Crest
80's TV was very nice
So we watched Miami Vice
TV couldn't tear us apart
When we got hooked on Hart to Hart
80s TV was so edible
We all ate up That's Incredible
80s TV got us high,
when we all watched Magnum P.I.
Harry Stone held down the fort,
when he presided over Night Court
We aren't gong to name any names
But we all watched Growing Pains.
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV was such a dream.
Mr. T starred in The A Team.
You can run but you can't hide,
When it was time to watch Riptide.
80s TV got so funky
When we watched Tales of the Gold Monkey.
We all needed relief from strife
So we all watched The Facts of Life
Ricky Schroeder lasted many moons
He was the star of Silver Spoons
We don't mean to make a fuss
But we saw Just The Ten of Us
JR never ran out of gas
He was the star of Dallas
80s TV had everything
We all watched It's a Living
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
There's no need for all the fighting
We took a break to watch Moonlighting
We enjoyed all of the jokes
while we watched Diff'rent Strokes
Let me tell you I am no liar
I admit I watched MacGyver
We love drama that is raw
We got hooked on L.A. Law
This space guy had such a mouth
It's our buddy we called Alf
We kept our TV close and near
So we could watch The Wonder Years
80s TV gave me a kick
We liked Hardcastle and McCormick
80s TV was out of this world
We all watched Golden Girls!
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
80s TV
On and on and on it went
We all wondered where our time went
It was the greatest place to be
Whenever we watched 80s TV. - Track Name: Nothingman
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Chorus:
I am, I am, Nothingman.
And I can do nothing.
I am, I am, Nothingman,
And I don't do anything.
I can't leap over an ant,
I can't run faster than a snail.
I'm less powerful than an amoeba,
I'm a real big fail.
I can't rescue damsels
I am way too weak
Villains beat me all the time
My future is so bleak
Chorus:
I am, I am, Nothingman.
And I can do nothing.
I am, I am, Nothingman,
And I don't do anything.
I can't save the world
I die in outer space
I can't stop a freight train
I lose every race
I have lousy hearing
I fry up in the sun
My vision's too poor
My life ain't no fun.
Chorus:
I am, I am, Nothingman.
And I can do nothing.
I am, I am, Nothingman,
And I don't do anything.
I freeze in the arctic
I trip over sand
Bullets outpace me
My career is canned.
Babies wrestle me
and pin me to the ground
I'm a total loser
I'm New Jersey bound.
Chorus:
I am, I am, Nothingman.
And I can do nothing.
I am, I am, Nothingman,
And I don't do anything. - Track Name: Dead Bug (higher pitch mix)
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Dead bug on the wall,
Dead bug on the wall,
It no longer flies,
It no longer crawls,
I killed the bug last week,
I smashed it with a shoe,
It's still there today,
Dry blood splattered too.
It doesn't bother me,
As long as it is dead.
Dead bug on the wall,
That is what I said.
Should I clean it off?
Should I leave it there?
It won't move again,
It'll stay forever.
It looks so funny
Flattened out like that,
When I smashed the bug,
All the guts went splat.
Will a spider eat it?
Should I paint over it?
I sure ain't gonna lick it!
Will a bird steal it?
Dead bug on the wall,
It's still there today
in my living room,
it looks weird that way.
All of my neighbors,
See the dead bug there.
They all want one too,
I didn't think they care.
I am going to take
a saw and cut out
a piece with the dead
smashed up bug on it.
I will snap a picture
of the piece today.
I am going to
sell it on eBay.
Dead bug on the wall
for sale on eBay.
How much is it worth?
How much will they pay?
On the second thought,
I'll just leave it there,
People like to see it,
It is just so rare.
Dead bug on the wall,
It can't do a thing,
It can't play Atari,
It can't even sing.
It's fun to have a
dead bug on the wall.
That's it for my song,
That is really all.
Dead bug on the wall,
Dead bug on the wall,
Dead bug on the wall,
Dead bug on the wall. - Track Name: I'm a Cowboy (2010 live mix)
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I'm a Cowboy
and I ride my horse all day
I'm a Cowboy
and I stack a lot of hay
I'm a Cowboy
and I watch South Park mmm-kay
I'm a Cowboy
and my girlfriend just turned gay.
I cut off all the drivers
and I flip them all the bird,
I fertilize my garden
with moose turd.
I'm a Cowboy
and my landlord just got paid
I'm a Cowboy
and my brother just got laid
I'm a Cowboy
and I kill my bugs with Raid
I'm a Cowboy
and I flunked 11th grade!
I play with my Atari
playing Asteroids all night,
I like to go to bars,
and start a fight
I'm a Cowboy
and my papa's hair is grey
I'm a Cowboy
and that Gumby's made of clay
I'm a Cowboy
and I survived Y2K
I'm a Cowboy
Anne and Ellen are both gay
I eat prime ribs for dinner
and some chicken casserole,
I like to read some
Edgar Allen Poe
I'm a Cowboy
and my favorite month is May
I'm a Cowboy
and I go to church and pray
I'm a Cowboy
and I don't like Sugar Ray
I'm a Cowboy
and that guy from Wham is gay
I like to watch pro football
and I go to rodeos,
I like to snack on
bags of Oreos.
I'm a Cowboy
and I farm the land all day
I'm a Cowboy
and my doggie just got spayed
I'm a Cowboy
and that Buffy girl can slay
I'm a Cowboy
Richard Simmons acts so gay
I like to drive an 18-wheeler
all across the states,
I was in prison
making license plates.
I'm a Cowboy
and I like my song this way
I'm a Cowboy
and I lost on Jeopar-day
I'm a Cowboy
and I don't like Danke Schaen
I'm a Cowboy
Ricky Martin could be gay
I watch the Nashville Network
and that CMTV too,
I watch the Dukes of Hazzard
cause they're cool.
I'm a Cowboy
and I love that Dianne Kay
I'm a Cowboy
and my bird just flew away
I'm a Cowboy
and that happened yesterday
I'm a Cowboy
and I buy stuff from Amway
I drink a lot of beer all night
and surf the Internet,
I have a German Shepherd
for a pet.
I'm a Cowboy
and Max Headroom wears them shades
I'm a Cowboy
and I drew the ace of spades
I'm a Cowboy
and I shave with razor blades
I'm a Cowboy
and my bully died of Aids
I watch old action movies all day
on my VCR
I drive up to La Brea
for some tar
I'm a Cowboy
and my song will end this way
I'm a Cowboy
hafta go, I cannot stay
I'm a Cowboy
and it's time to go away
I'm a Cowboy
happy trails to you, always!
I'm a Cowboy
and goodbye is what I say - Track Name: Warner Music
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Warner Music
by David Tanny
I am a man, who loves making fun...
of other people's songs, one by one.
Most of the pop songs, stink outright,
I make fun of them, with all my might.
I make up new lyrics, for unfunny songs.
I make fun of them. That shouldn't be wrong.
I turn a love ballad, into something strange.
There ain't no song, that's out of my range.
I made up a parody. That's all I did.
I didn't plagurize. Heaven forbid.
Top music figures, are all fair game.
Making fun of their songs, is just my aim.
So I made a video, of my parody,
It was on Youtube, for all to see.
It seemed so fine. It was going swell.
Then something happpened, blew it all to hell.
Somebody representing, Warner Music,
Got it taken down. What a jerk!
Warner thought it was, a copyright violation.
Are we now living, in a dictator nation?
Warner said, that my parody, was wrong.
It stole the melody of one of their songs.
Warner called the dreaded DMCA
Who told Youtube to take it away.
So Youtube removed my song parody.
Warner music just don't get it. You see?
So let's get back, at the humorless twits.
We're boycotting all the Warner music.
We'll just write songs, just like this one,
Blasting Warner Music for ruining our fun.
We'll write up some folk songs to make our point,
To protest Warner Music in every music joint.
My folk song, is over. I've said enough.
I think I'll go and have another puff.
I've got just one more sayin' to do.
Warner Music...FOLK YOU! - Track Name: Zorch
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1st Part
Zorch!
Doodly Abba, Doodle Doodly Abba.
Doodly Abba, Doodle Doodly Abba.
Doodly Abba, Doodle Doodly Abba.
Doodly Abba, Doodle Doodly Abba.
2nd Part
Zorch!
I'll never go out speeding again.
I'll never go out speeding again.
I'll never go out speeding again.
I'll never go out speeding again.
3rd Part
Zorch!
You wanna be cool man? Just go ape!
You wanna be cool man? Just go ape!
You wanna be cool man? Just go ape!
You wanna be cool man? Just go ape!
4th Part
Zorch!
I'll take the Noon Baloon to Rangoon
I'll take the Noon Baloon to Rangoon
I'll take the Noon Baloon to Rangoon
I'll take the Noon Baloon to Rangoon
1st Part
Zilch!
Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena
Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena
Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena
Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena
2nd Part
Zilch!
China Clipper calling Alameda
China Clipper calling Alameda
China Clipper calling Alameda
China Clipper calling Alameda
3rd Part
Zilch!
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
4th Part
Zilch!
It is of my opinion that the people are intending.
It is of my opinion that the people are intending.
It is of my opinion that the people are intending.
It is of my opinion that the people are intending. - Track Name: The New Adventures of Old Christine featuring Men Without Pants
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The New Adventures of Old Christine
by Men Without Pants (David Tanny)
I don't care to watch Lost
I don't like Desparate Housewives
And Grey's Anatomy is not for me
It's a waste of my life
I don't care to watch Castle
or 9 0 2 1 0
Melrose Place is a waste of space
Let's all say no...
To boring...TV!
I don't care to watch House
I am bored with CSI
American Idol is very dull
Makes me wanna die.
Can't watch Ugly Betty
I'm too depressed for Glee
and I am so sicka Hannah Montanna
What bad TV!
Can't watch Private Practice
Sick of Law and Order
I think 24 is such a bore
So is Survivor
Can't watch dem Bones
I don't like Gossip Girl
Dancing With The Stars don't get very far
It makes me hurl!
Oh my god, oh my god,
Look what's coming on!
This is cool! This is good!
Gonna have some fun!
It's so funny! It's so silly!
It's the show for me!
Turn it on! Turn it on!
I just have to see...
The New Adventures of Old Christine (4x)
It's the story of a lovely lady
who got divorced from a man
He went and dated a new Christine
Do you understand?
Christine later got married
to another funny lady,
The four were living in harmony
It's so crazy.
All the folks, all the friends,
Think that she's insane
But she's still, so cute,
My interest doesn't wane.
It's so funny, I knew,
someone had a hunch
It's the funniest, sitcom,
Since The Brady Bunch.
The New Adventures of Old Chrstine
Is it the Old Advetures of New Christine?
NO! The NEW Adventures of OLD Christine
Let's Just call it...
Old Christine
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne
Just Old Christne - Track Name: Mary Had a Little Lamb featuring The Woodchucks
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Mary had a little lamb
little lamb
little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
Shave and a haircut
Two bits - Track Name: Fan Speculation
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William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy will be playing senior citizens in a movie Grumpy Old Trekkers.
A new version of Gilligan's Island will be cast with Jessica Simpson as the movie star and Donald Trump as the eccentric millionaire.
A theatrical movie about Eight is Enough is being cast with James Gandofini playing a mobster father of eight children.
Fox is bringing back Beans Baxter with a new generation of kids.
Hannah Montana will be trying out for American Idol for real next year.
In a Partridge Family reunion, Danny loses out to Buster Douglas in a boxing match. Keith gets a job managing The Jonas Brothers. Laurie adopts an orphaned teenage girl who turns out to be the Chosen One. Shirley gets kicked out of the rest home for singing risque love songs. Anybody care about the other two former kids?
NBC is bringing back Diff'rent Strokes and Gary Coleman has signed on playing the kid once again. Isn't he like 40 already?
A new version of What's Happening!! is being cast for the CW network. Who are they going to get to play Rerun?
ABC is reviving TGIF and has plans for new versions of Full House, Step by Step, Family Matters, and Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.
On Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria's character dates a hot lesbian played by Penelope Cruz for an attempt for ABC to have the highest ratings ever for a chick show.
Who's The Boss is going to be in theaters, with Alyssa Milano's character being mistaken for Phoebe Halliwell, their stepbrother gets a sex-change operation, and Tony gets a job driving a taxi since his divorce from Angela.
On Star Wars Episode 65, a senior citizen Luke Skywalker runs out of energy trying to get his light saber up and running.
On the 23rd season of 90210, Donna gets institutionalized for acting like a teenager in her middle age years, Dylan still can't dance when trying out for Dancing With The Stars, David becomes a west coast hip hop record mobster. Kelly discovers an unusual power and is recruited to join Heroes. And finally, Steve doesn't do a thing.
And Brenda returns to wreck the place.
And that's all there is about fan speculation. - Track Name: Nothing's On TV
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Nothing's on TV. Nothing's on TV.
All of today's shows, are so boring.
TV is no good, it's now a bore,
I don't watch it anymore.
All the great shows are gone forever,
Reality shows are just not clever.
Shows about crime labs don't interest me,
I dont' work that field, as you see.
Pussified husbands on the sitcoms,
They insult my brain. The shows are so dumb,
Doctors and lawyers, get a lot of time,
I don't care for them, all they do is whine.
Where are all the great TV shows?
All the good ones, that all of us knows.
Back in the day, way back when,
We loved to watch the television.
We used to talk about the shows that were on,
Used to be a lot, now they're all gone.
We still have memories of the great past,
When TV was good, and shows went fast.
We made a lot of friends by the TV set,
When TV was as good as it could get.
TV parties were a weekly thing,
We would all eat while we were watching...
variety, sci-Fi, camp, adventure,
detectives, game shows, cartoons, and nature.
Leave it to Beaver, and I Love Lucy,
The Munsters and The Addams Family.
Beverly Hillbillies and Mr. Ed,
Lawrence Welk and American Bandstand,
Monday Night Football and Sanford and Son,
Andy Griffith and Ed Sullivan.
Gilligan's Island, and the Brady Bunch,
were made by a genius, who had a good hunch.
We love Buffy, the Vampire Slayer,
Sarah Michelle Gellar, we all want to date her.
MST 3000, we want more of that,
This is where the entertainment's at.
They don't make them like that today,
All of my shows have gone away.
Now they're all found on DVD,
And cable networks, repeatedly.
It was lo definition but high quality,
I can't say the same for HDTV.
Who needs network TV? Not I.
I'm outta here. Cya. Bye bye.
